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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 09/13/2014 at 13:38 • Filed to: None

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If she has giant sunglasses and a fake tan, I'll probably find her unbearable:

signed,

The guy who married a red-haired hippie chick.

Pale skin for the win!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:40

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God I hate fake tan. I keep telling my girlfriend that tan =/= pretty. She's quite pale and has considered fake tan in the past, I convinced her otherwise.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:41

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Why exactly is it so fashionable to wear sunglasses that make one look like an insect/alien?

Forgetful > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:46

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Those sunglasses scream COCAINE!

ly2v8-Brian > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:48

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*facepalm* Why would you post this?

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/04/2014 at 13:48

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I don't know. Bono showed us how ridiculous it was 20 years ago with Zooropa:

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:54

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Bono wears sunglasses all the time because he has a disorder and needs them.

"Bono is almost never seen in public without sunglasses. During a Rolling Stone interview he stated:

[I have] very sensitive eyes to light. If somebody takes my photograph, I will see the flash for the rest of the day. My right eye swells up. I've a blockage there, so that my eyes go red a lot. So it's part vanity, it's part privacy and part sensitivity."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bono#Pers…

505Turbeaux > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:55

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this looks like 5 girls facebook profile pictures that I know...

wbizarre - OEM fetishist > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:59

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Ah, the Lexus Winshsield glasses...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 13:59

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You can see the reflection of her arm in her glasses taking this selfie. She appears to be driving

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/04/2014 at 14:13

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he needs sunglasses. He doesn't need ridiculous ones.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 14:17

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My wife has porcelain skin and I love it. Never been attracted to orange people. Took a while to convince her that not everyone likes tan. Natural skin tone is best skin tone (light or dark or whatever).

DipodomysDeserti > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/04/2014 at 14:18

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Jewish conspiracy? Talk amongst yourselves.

aquila121 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/04/2014 at 14:25

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My girlfriend hates me ever -so-slightly when I call them "Paris Hilton sunglasses." She says she wants to emulate Audrey Hepburn [i.e. someone with class ].

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > aquila121 10/04/2014 at 14:27

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That hat is what makes those glasses classy.

treesmakewater > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/04/2014 at 14:47

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i tend to not get along with said sunglasses fake tanned chicks because they typically have a personality that I can't get along with.